 | Aliases: Morf, Crauf, Gay Pea
Spellcheck Name: Morf, Crauf, Gay Pea
E-mail: richardmorfitt@hotmail.com
Originally from: Kirk Ella, Kingston-upon-Hull
Date of Birth: 10 April 1981
Studying: BSc Mathematics
Distinguishing Marks: Nipple-less
Superstar Look-a-Like: Pee-Wee Herman
Favourite Phrase: How Rude!
Highest Hot or Not Rating: 7.2
Dance Style: 
Ideal Crumpet: Angela Lansbury
In one word: Unpredictable
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In his own words
Once upon a time in the strange and far away land of Kirkella there lived a little boy called Richard Morfitt. Richard didn't want to be a fisherman like all the people around him, he had much greater ambitions. Each night he would dream of becoming a great Mathematician, the likes of which the people of Hull had never seen before (Strangely this dream always followed the one where Barbara Windsor was laughing, whilst sitting naked on a working pneumatic drill).
In fact sometimes he would dream that he was the greatest Mathematician in the universe, being able to control the complex laws of trigonometry with his fingertips. So one day, out of the blue, he packed up his most precious things (a picture of Angela Lansbury and his hair wax) and set out to the magical and mystical University of York where he had heard that the cycle routes were paved with algebra.
All the way Richard could not help but become excited about all the new and interesting people who he would get to meet and move in with. However, he was to be sorely disappointed, for there was no room in the high class Wentworth B-Block and instead he was forced to take up lodgings in the infamous ghetto known as A-Block. It was at this time that Richard sought refuge in the local tavern and ultimately met a band of mismatched vagrants he would come to call his brothers. This merry bunch extended the hand of friendship and offered him a place in the stylish town house they would be renting the following year (although the only reason they asked was blatantly because another housemate had dropped out .... but we won't dwell there).
And so Richard moved into The Houze which is where our story should end. However it appears that it should be made clear that Richard first cut his hair so his head looked like a potato and started dressing like a Scouser before he lived happily ever after. Oh yeah ... and he never became anything like the greatest Mathematician that ever lived. In fact, quite the opposite.
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If your eyes can take it, check out more pictures of Richard James Morfitt Jr. here. Click on the
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