Hello and welcome to a very special edition of 'Are You A...?'. Here we present
THIRTY questions to fully determine whether you are a Northern Bastard or a
Southern Fairy. Now, let's get one thing straight, north in this test is
defined as anywhere above and including Manchester. Birmingham is too far south
to be north, if you know what I mean. I bet you all can't wait to get cracking
so let's begin.